"Because I'm tired of the world and the world is evidentally tired of me."

"Because it's all logic and reason now. Science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that, and the other. No place for three-legged cyclops in the South Seas. No place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me." -Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen (yea, thats his real name)