Tuesday, July 28, 2009

All Q's and no A's

(Originaly posted Oct. 23, 2005)


Smartest questions ever asked:

1) Is there a fourth of July in England?

2)How many birthdays does the average man have?

4) How many outs in an inning?

5) Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widows sister?

6) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. what is the answer?

7) If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

8) A doctor gives you 3 pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

9) A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

10) How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

11) How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

And one more for extra credit: Three room mates decided to order a pizza. So they called up a pizza place and orderd an extra large pizza. When it arrived the total was $30. Each room mate chipped in $10. When the delivery driver got back to the pizza joint his boss said "we charged them too much, take $5 back". On the way back the delivery driver said "those guys never did tip me, I'm gonna keep $2 and only give them $1 each back." That means that the room mates ended up paying only $9 each for the pizza. Now if there's 3 room mates and 3x9=27, and the driver kept $2, and 2 27=29, then where did the extra dollar go?

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